Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate
discovered at Honolulu garage sale!

It is now official: Barack Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, United States.

His original birth certificate was recently discovered and purchased for 25¢ at a garage sale held in the front yard of the apartment building across the street from Honolulu’s Punahou School where Obama lived with his grandparents. It’s like when you watch Antique Roadshow and hear one of those stories about someone finding a Picasso in his aunt’s attic.

The current residents of the apartment found the official birth certificate behind the refrigerator, where it has obviously been been sitting lost all those years since Obama’s family lived in the apartment.

We sincerely hope this puts an end to those crazy, groundless birther conspiracy theories.

Source - ihatethemedia.com


Anonymous said... @ July 28, 2009 1:13 PM

I think that's about as good as it's going to get.

Anonymous said... @ July 28, 2009 2:18 PM

A preview of the new health care plan!!

Anonymous said... @ July 28, 2009 5:01 PM

OMG..that explains soooo much!!!

Ted said... @ July 28, 2009 7:37 PM

Here’s Obama’s dilemma in a nutshell (READ VERY CAREFULLY AND DIGEST):

If BHO shows his original long form birth certificate, indeed showing he was born in Hawaii, it will also show his father was American citizen, Frank Marshall Davis, not the Kenyan/British citizen, Barack Obama Sr. While that would allow Barack Jr. to be POTUS eligible as BOTH a “citizen”/“native born citizen” AND an Article 2 “natural born citizen” — that is, born to two American citizens on American soil — it would simultaneously show he is a fraud hiding his real father — an unacceptable political debacle.

If, on the other hand, BHO keeps hiding his original long form birth certificate — while simply repeating, without showing, he was born in Hawaii — he can still CLAIM BOTH he was born in Hawaii AND his father was the Kenyan/British Barack Obama Sr. This would enable Barack Jr. to claim he’s a “citizen”/“native born citizen” but it would mean (if a federal court would ever get around to declaring and thus far no one has standing to bring the suit) that he’s NOT an Article 2 “natural born citizen” and thus not eligible to be POTUS — a legal/constitutional debacle since all acts under an illegal POTUS are void.

So it seems, BHO has elected option one until forced to go option two because for now it looks like no federal court will ever find a plaintiff with standing. (Of course, there’s the additional issue of BHO losing American citizen status if/when he became an Indonesian citizen — that is, IF he returned and was naturalized he would be a legal citizen, but would lose both native and natural born status, and, IF he returned and was not naturalized, he would be an illegal immigrant unlawfully in this country — but we’ll leave that for another day.)

Anonymous said... @ July 28, 2009 8:06 PM

OMG that's funny. I feel so much better about the whole thing now.

Anonymous said... @ July 28, 2009 10:08 PM

That is about as real as he is.

Anonymous said... @ July 29, 2009 11:49 AM

Oh please. You guys need to get a life. There are bigger problems to solve and this is a complete non-issue.

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