Earn Big $$$ the NEA Way!
It's true -- U.S. government demand for art and art-like products has never been higher! Uncle Sam and the good folks at the National Endowment for the Arts are on the lookout for go-getting, obedient artists like you for a fast-paced career in state propaganda. With the quick and easy Federal Art Instruction Institute course, now you too can get a first class ticket on the federal art gravy train!

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From heath care to the economy to the environment, Washington has become infested with pesky state enemies who are clogging up the legislative pipeline and making life miserable for our cool, art-loving president. That's why he has ordered the NEA to fund obsequious bohemians to help him exterminate the competition and drive traffic to his hip new website Servile.gov. The Federal Art Instruction Institute will show you how to get off funemployment and on the payroll of this exciting $3.6 trillion growth industry!

Via - Iowahawk


Anonymous said... @ September 29, 2009 5:11 PM


Nia Bender said... @ September 30, 2009 8:48 AM

With current wages being what they are, I should apply at ACORN. Oh, wait...I can't...I have morals. Oops..silly me!

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