The Russian Answer To Going Green

If four-wheel-drives weren’t politically incorrect enough for the Greenies, a Russian car maker has one that will certainly drive the Green Peace and PETA crowd Insane. Introducing the Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition, an armor-plated four-wheel-drive vehicle that has seats covered with real “whale-penis leather”.

The Dartz Prombron also boasts gold tinted bulletproof windows, a tungsten exhaust system and a special Kevlar overcoating. All for a mere $1.6 million.

The upscale Prombron also comes with three bottles of RussoBaltique, the world’s most expensive Vodka. Note: the companies website does warn buyers not to drink and drive.


Anonymous said... @ October 20, 2009 9:17 AM

Whale penis?? The Foghat song "Slow ride" is echoing in my head, along with a bevy of tasteless sexual jokes that can't be repeated in your comment section. The thought of sitting on a whale penis can't be comforting to any hetro-sexual male. As a female though...Wow..what a big...4x4 you have. OMG....

Anonymous said... @ October 20, 2009 10:00 AM

What ever happened to good old "Corinthiun Leather"?

Carl said... @ October 20, 2009 10:02 AM

Great looking car,but I have a feeling that it's going to be a phallic faillure.

Anonymous said... @ October 20, 2009 10:44 AM

I've seen cars that had some balls but this is the first to have a penis!

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