Top Ten Ways Obama Could Be A Bigger Sissy

10. Starts riding a Segway everywhere.

9. Becomes distressed by the mean things said on FOX News but also on FOX by the character House.

8. Appoints a pickle-jar-opening czar.

7. All his meetings with foreign leaders become nothing but crying and hugging.

6. Newest public address is his shortest ever: Just the words, “Stop being so mean to me!” before running away crying.

5. He constantly becomes publicly bossed around by his puppy Bo.

4. Always has to excuse himself for a new pair of pants when someone mentions Cheney’s disagreements with him.

3. He finds out how good he looks in sequins.

2. Declares Saw VI “too scary” and thus “not a real horror movie.”

And the number one way Obama could be even sissier… He wins a second Nobel Peace Prize.

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Anonymous said... @ October 24, 2009 12:40 PM

The way that he threw that starting pitch had sissy written all over it.

Anonymous said... @ October 24, 2009 5:17 PM

Hasn't even been a year in office and I'm ready really ready for a "Change". What a pansy.

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