Top 10 New Names For The Democrat Party...

1. The ‘It’s Not FAIR’ party

2. The ‘Hall Monitor’ Party

3. The ‘Folsom Street’ Party

4. The ‘Why Bother To Read It’ Party

5. The ‘America’s At Fault’ Party

6. The ‘This Is The Way They Do It In Europe’ Party

7. The ‘We Can Spend Your Money Better Than You’ Party

8. The ‘If You Don’t Agree With Us Then You’re A Racist’ Party

9. The ‘Shut Up - We Know Better Than You’ Party

10. The ‘We Don’t Know Our Asses From A Hole In The Ground’ Party